Sunset over the snow covered lakes and prairies of Minnesota.
Anonymous tower controller: "Cessna 12345, make straight in runway 36, report midfield."
Another anonymous tower controller:
ABC123: "XYZ Ground, ABC123 off of runway 32."
Controller: "ABC123, XYZ Ground, taxi to the gate via Delta, Whiskey, Whiskey 7, Alpha, Delta, Quebec, say the gate number."
ABC123: "Roger, taxi via Delta, Whiskey, Whiskey 7, Alpha, Delta, Quebec, Gate is Foxtrot 11." (With F11 being the gate, the route is everything except Quebec at the end, so controller responds with....)
Controller: "ABC123, roger. That is correct except knock the Quebec off of it."
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